Proceed at your own risk . . . the following jokes are a mixture of Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium. To see the punch line, mouseover the space to the right of each joke → The following jokes are CoRnY.
What do you do with a dead chemist? Ba
What does a chemist do in a play? Ac
Where do you bury a dead chemist? Kr
What does a doctor do with a sick chemist? He (or Cm)
Where does a chemist put dirty dishes? Zn
What does a steamroller do to a chemist? Pt
What did the cowboy chemist do with his horse? Rh
What did the cowboy chemist do with his calf? Eu
What is a ship captain's least favorite element? Zn
What is the Cowardly Lion's favorite element? Os
How do you describe a jailed chemist who's gone crazy? Si
What does a dark cloud do? U
What element is used to press clothes? Fe
What do you do if you can't swim? Zn
What happens when someone steals the letter between Q and S? Ar
What do two Hfs (Hafniums) make? Ho
What weapon can you make from the Chemicals Potassium, Nickel and Iron? KNiFe
What are scary chemistry stories called? Tales From the Kr.
What ions are necessary for plant reproduction? PoO42- (polonate) and GeO32- (germinate)
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gasses here." Helium doesn't react.
What element is a girl's future best friend? C
Did you hear about Oxygen's date with Potassium? It was OK.
Want to hear a joke about sodium, bromine and oxygen? NaBrO
Did you hear about the chemist that made money in the lab? She mixed Calcium Sulfur and Hydrogen.
Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium got together? OMg